Everybody’s favorite guidette Nicole Polizzi, otherwise known as “Snooki,” has unleashed the magnitude of her writing skills onto the world by releasing her new book, “A Shore Thing.” While some are shocked by the fact that Snooki has written a book, what is more surprising is that the book is going to be published and is going to be listed at $24!
Snooki’s 304-page novel follows the  fun adventures of a spray tanned girl named Gia. Snooki describes the character as a “carefree, outspoken party girl” who lives in New Jersey. Just as elegant as the Jersey Shore, the book portrays the drama of a tiny guidette similar to Snooki.
An excerpt from the book reads, “Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.”
Snooki is only the second of the Jersey Shore cast to write a book. Mike “The Situation” wrote a book entitled “Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore.” Jenni “JWOWW” will be the third to publish a book which will be released in February.
The classiness of the book has yet been determined but one can only know for sure by reading the book that was released on Jan. 4.
As of now, Polizzi is currently marketing her book around the U.S. and trying to gain press coverage. With the new season of Jersey Shore already beginning, more people are sure to be scrambling for the book soon enough.